Country Dictionary

Belittling or Demoralising someone for little or no reason while haveing complete control over them anyway.

Goaded - Past Tense
Derived from the unfair but rad teacher Mr goad.

'Oh fuck, I'm in for a right goading later'

To dance in a trance like manner beating both fists simutaneously in the air to homosexual songs such as --- Everybody dance now

he did the Goad...
I saw him Goading it up

everything. it isnt the end of anything, it isnt GROW OLD ALONE & DIE. its sunshine on a rainy day. birds chirping. beautiful sweet long lasting forever and ever. you will always be happy with goad. its special. and no matter what you do, dont let it go.

if you're in love, you've met a goad

An extremely good looking person.

Wow, check out that Goad.

not good, bad.

Did you see that fumble? Yeah that was goad!

Getting "Owned" or "Pwned"

Except without your intention, it's more or less an accidental and unexpected occurrence.

Guy walks down flight of stairs and slips, resulting in him busting his ass the whole way down.

Friend sees this hilarious event happen, and says "Bro, you just got goaded!"

Is the unshaven hair that is growing underneath a man's (or woman's) chin/neck that is quite nappy and scruffy looking, or looks as though the person never should have tried to grow hair there. often referred to as a "nasty Goad"

hey Jim, did you happen to see charlies nasty Goad hes got goin on.

that bum sure had a nasty Goad!