Country Dictionary

penis.. cock.. wang...pee pee... the one eyed willie... the main vein, even... snake... dork.... ding aling... schlong... tally whacker.... johnso- ... you get the idea! :D

would you like me to enliven your goad?
Dude, she got my goad so hard...
I got skeet all over my goad!

Simply a goats chode.....which would be a fat short wang on a goat

Wow check out that fat goad

The area between one's ballsack and anus. Synonomous with grundle and taint.

My goad is a swamp right now.

none of the other definitions
there is an upper and a lower goad.

dont be rascist, bolt your goad.

is your upper goad bolted or strapped on?
is your lower goad firm and erect?
can i suck your lower goad?
what colour is your upper goad?
is your goad safety pinned?
my mom likes my goad.

see choad. also see james johnson.

what a goad.

A ball of curdled cum that exits the penis like a kidney stone. Usually followed by searing pain.

Doctor: "Good news you don't have testicular cancer. It's just goad."

Acronym for GROW OLD ALONE and DIE. A term especially used in online dating, where those who are not getting live dates out of their online dating profiles become more and more desperate, fearing they may become totally dateless and mateless, the dreaded GOAD.

Anxious woman to another: Will you please check my online dating profiles and pictures if I send you the links? Tell me your honest opinion! If I don't start getting some dates, I'm going to end up being a GOAD!!!