A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hop off my Dick (stop fucking annoying me)
Dominic: Why didn't you text me today?????
Emily: HOD
get off my jock
abbreviation for "hop off dick" aka leave me the fuck alone
Person 1: (Watching someone's conversation)
Person 2: HOD!
"Hang Over Dump" - After a long night of drinking the first ,perhaps of many, poops that accompany the other symptoms of the hangover. This pooh is smellier and larger than normal poops and can be a variety of colours depending on what you drank the night before.
White Regis: "Dude I can't remember anything from Wet'n'wild camping"
Brown Regis: "Me either man but i just had the biggest HOD it looked like my family's christmas fruit cake and smelled like a dying fetus"
an annoying little bitch who is depressed
She's such a hod ,what an attention seeker