A fork of Rural Dictionary
Every group of friends has a 'pooh bear' or 'pooh' for short. He is the slightly round, funny guy that is the life of the party. Always ready to party and comes equipped with funny one liners and fun facts. They may or may not like honey, not required, but definitely likes to drink. Usually have some crazy hair or bald to accompany roundness and encourage comparisons to 'pooh bear'.
Those guys we met last night weren't that cool and our 'pooh' was definitely funnier than theirs and definitely can drink their guy under the table
To eat honey out of someone's ass.
"Girl, get out the plastic sheets, I'm gonna pooh you so damn hard tonight..." "He wants me to pooh him, but I don't think the relationship is ready for that yet."
A kind of goo that comes out of your unmentionable and into the loo; smells, too.
"Ahh, look at that ugly pooh!"
Is like a bestfriend on another level. It’s kinda also like a friends with benefits type thing where y’all are close to dating but aren’t necessarily there yet.
“ that’s my Pooh right there.we always vibin” “ I was texting my Pooh last night he said he wanna smash”