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homunculus

1. A weakling who cannot pick up a baby without risks of his arms falling off, he is also capable of sending people back in time, he was created some weird way and has the ability to make your cousin watch you play a video game like its a movie

"Yesterday i tried to pick up a baby, i was very exhuasted after that" "Hey its the fuckin homunculus!"

by JoKoBo February 11, 2004

homunculus

adjective 1. horrendously ridiculous or absurd

Why did you take away my spatula? You are homunculus. also seen in the following forms: a. homunculation: noun = the act of being absurd b. humunculatingly: adverb = Paul proceded homunculatingly. c. homunculatiously: emphatic adjective (used in situations of extreme homuncularity)= He used the homunculatiously large machete to scale the fish. d. homunculus: noun = You are a homunculus. e. homunculate: verb: to act in a matter that is homunculus = Stop homunculating. f. homunculatory = misunderstood, though necessary, conjugation of term

by Darcy Forlenza March 22, 2004

homunculus

tim scott

The homunculus Stunk

by Dan Scott February 12, 2004

Homunculus

An absolutely foul shot: Made from an egg yolk and Bailey's Irish Cream Liqueur, commonly served in a double shot glass. Meant to represent an embryo and semen that would be used to make a Homunculus in Alchemy.

Ten seconds after my man Dave downed the homunculus, he chundered all over the carpet.

by Prerryprerrypeter July 16, 2020

Homunculus

A fucking disgusting shot made of Baileys and an egg yolk. Looks and feels like cum.

Person 1: "I just took 2 homunculus shots" Person 2: "Yuck"

by Simple-town Representative August 14, 2020

Homunculus

a tiny fully formed individual that (according to the discredited theory of preformation) is supposed to be present in the sperm cell Hippocrates and Aristotle proposed the idea of what they called pangenes, which they thought were tiny pieces of body parts. They thought that pangenes came together to make up the homunculus, a tiny pre-formed human that people thought grew into a baby. In the 1600s, the development of the microscope brought the discovery of eggs and sperm. Antonie van Leeuwenhoek, using a primitive microscope, thought he saw the homunculus curled up in a sperm cell. His followers believed that the homunculus was in the sperm, the father “planted his seed,” and the mother just incubated and nourished the homunculus so it grew into a baby. On the other hand, Regnier de Graaf and his followers thought that they saw the homunculus in the egg, and the presence of semen just somehow stimulated its growth. In the 1800s, a very novel, “radical” idea arose: both parents contribute to the new baby, but people (even Darwin, as he proposed his theory) still believed that these contributions were in the form of pangenes.

"my, that homunculus in your sperm really has your eyes!"

by natalie March 02, 2005

Homunculus

A human created artifically from scratch, not made in a sperm cell or an egg.

The plural of Homunculus is Homunculii.

by Mint November 26, 2004