A fork of Rural Dictionary
The condition in which one grows voluptuous boobs.
Hagrid, you've recently contracted honkeritis!
(Noun) A large nose; referring to the fake noses that clowns wear that, when squeezed, produce a 'honk' sound.
You've got quite a honker on your face.
Another word for Boobs. You can use it for men too.
Person 1: Gah damn look at my huge honkers dude!
Person 2: No homo bro but can I touch it?
Person 3: Of course! Is a normal thing for us homies! ...Maybe.
The precarious state that someone often finds themselves late in the night
Um. Please do? I’d be honkered.