A fork of Rural Dictionary
a polite way for people to ask you to do their dirty work for them.
person #1: can you please get me a cup of water? person #2: fuck off, bitch!
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1) A word used to ask somebody to do something. Its usage is necessary to sound polite. Can be repeated multiple times, with a long, drawn-out 'e' to signify when begging/imploring. 2) To bring pleasure to another being.
1) May we go to the zoo, please? 2) I pleased my friend by giving him back the pencil he lent me.
A word often used while in a pissed-off state, rather than the peaceful version. Words that come after please are usually, but not limited to: 1. Shut the fuck up 2. Get the hell out 3. Kill yourself
Jordan: bro!! Wanna go hang out with ashley!? Bro: Please, shut the fuck up.
A term used by Beasley and Bates, originating from Bill. The term 'please' can be placed at the end of any sentence, or in mid-flow of a sentence. This may be to cover up and foul mouthed word, or a secret word.
'Ahhhhh hallo there Beasley Please. How are we today there please. Have you done your please, please?'