Country Dictionary

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hooka

A bong where a numerous number of stoners can hit all at once out of more many hoses.

Shawn- David, come take a hit out of this new hooka with me and Mike.
David- Mind if i bring Jordan along for the fourth hose you got?

by Shawn July 22, 2004

hooka

another word for hooker

i see half dressed slut walkin down road*yells*"HOOKA!"*tone of voice goes up on the "OO" come back down on the "KA"

by mira-mir September 22, 2008

hooka

a pipe or bong used for smokin' bud

dude check out mah new hooka its hella pimp

by Kwang June 27, 2004

hooka

World's oldest professional

If we drive down Jarvis, we can see the Hookas.

by Filmore Slim February 03, 2004

Hooka

One who screws another over in a variety of ways, these ways include putting the blame on someone and being a total Batman.

Bo is a hooka. He really is.

by Bo'sAHooka June 06, 2006

hooka

NERGILEHH!!
- a BONG. armenian ppl know. whuddup.

* yo my grand pa has some negileh. *

by xo_hahahaha_ox March 28, 2005

hooka

A person who does randomly hookafied acts and takes part in hookafication. A hooka usually has a pose that is unique to their style of hookafication. Deviant acts may be proceeded with the term "Hey guys, watch this". A hooka can usually be found lounging.

The hookas decided to go to TJ Max and create old man outfits for a photo session.

by hooka1 January 12, 2005