A fork of Rural Dictionary
The misspelling of the word hookah.
Some Dude: Let's go to a hooka bar. Me: You fucking fuck face mother fucker, if your going to add to the Urban Dictionary then fucking spell correctly. God you're a stupid benis.
1. The way stoners spell hookah because they were to busy smoking pot to get their miserable existences through high school and learn how to spell a word or two. 2. How you spell hooker if you're lazy or have a strange accent.
"Ey where all my money?!??!!?? Oh ya I spents it all on weed and a hooka. Now I can't even buy a cheap nasty hooka."
used to adress friends, NOT as a derogatory.
Hey hooka! Want to go bowling or get some pizza?