A fork of Rural Dictionary
to make a mess off, a cock-up, to handle something badly, poor execution of a task
"i've made a right old hosh of this"
Extremely hot "Hot as Shit" Referring to either temperature or attractiveness.
Blonde Girl in the Mall #1: "It is fucking hosh in here." BGinM #2: "Right? Did I tell you I fucked Lyle the other day? He is so hosh!"
Being able to do anything. If someone is The Hosh, there is nothing he can't do. Much like Chuck Norris (but a little bit less).
When asking for something and you don't get it, just say "The Hosh sent me" and they will give it to you straight away "The Hosh has spoken" (referring to someone with "The Hosh"), means the words are definitive because they are his/her words!
A Hoshe is a person who smokes copious amounts of bud, enjoys karaoke, and is mediocre at playing EA's FIFA 2013. Can also describe a person who resembles Draco Malfoy.
Guy 1 "That stoner is shite at FIFA" Guy 2 "Yeh, classic Hoshe."