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Where sick people live and doctors work.

Jimmy's uncle with cancer lives at the hospital.

A big building with patients.

"These people must be taken to a hospital." "A hospital? What is it?" "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

A place wit doctors 'n shit

My grandma got ghonnoria so she had to go to da hospital, you know.. The place wit doctors 'n shit.

The first place you wake up at, after you say: "Hold my beer and watch this".

Yesterday we were having a sick night, but then we ended up in the hospital cuz he broke a leg.

A word used to describe an amazing event.

Josh made a half court shot, so I yelled, "Man, that shot was hospitalized!"

Well. If I were a Christian, and I believed there was a Hell, then ANY and ALL hospitals are Hell, Hades, the Abyss, the Pit, Tartarus, etc.

Thank god I've only been to hell once, those devils scare me!

a place where you exchange physical suffering for financial suffering

doctor: the operation was successful you got a new kidney, now you pay us 60,000 dollars person: what how am i suppose to pay for that i already spent all my cash on the uber to the hospital doctor: idk not my problem, sell your kidney i guess