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Hospitals

Well. If I were a Christian, and I believed there was a Hell, then ANY and ALL hospitals are Hell, Hades, the Abyss, the Pit, Tartarus, etc.

Thank god I've only been to hell once, those devils scare me!

by Leiko October 06, 2004

hospital

A place where they mend your arm and leg and then demand both as payment for their services.

Dude, my hospital bill was $2000 even after they ran my top-of-the-line insurance! All I had was a broken finger!

by WelkinRing January 21, 2012

hospitality

treating guest or strangers in a friendly/generous way.

His hospitality has encouraged other people to help out other people.

by Grace24 June 07, 2007

Hospital

A medical facility.

The lucky seven had him put in the hospital ER and he ended up with a sky high medical bill, the best prank ever!

by Solid Mantis February 06, 2018

hospitality

Something you can't piss on because you're dad won't allow it. A line spoken from the horrible movie troll 2

Micheal: You see this writing!.... you know what it means!?!...... Hospitality... And you can't piss on Hospitality! I won't allow it!

hospitable

adj; happy to welcome and entertain guests-wat NICE people do.

i TRIED to be hospitable when you came to my house after you told me that i was mean.

by Anonymous December 24, 2002

hospital

A place where medical facilities exist, that caters fro the wounded. Staffed by doctors and nurses, as well as specialist doctors.

Do you like hospital food?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004