A fork of Rural Dictionary
A ‘Humphreys’ is a pro minecraft gamer. He is very good at the game but will also cheat and do anything he can to ensure dominance. A ‘Humphreys’ loves to be alpha of a minecraft server and will be a very sad Humphreys if he is killed
‘You can’t defeat Humphreys he is too powerful’ “Wow this Humphreys is such a sad little sweat” “It’s just a game Humphreys chill out”
The guy from almost famous on hobowars that tells everyone the meaning of their name in the urban dictionary Everyone loves him though, we want his children
Humphrey - 1. stigs A fat, lazy, Puerto Rican teacher/cop/lacrosse coach. Known to be a complete retard and sleeps with his mother how does this make you feel about your name, this is from urban dictionary? Humphery - sue: a sexy lady with huge titties that loves to have sex all the time, nice fat ass, and likes to do it in her jacuzzi tub wierd, it says nothing about kissing for a bathroom break
Humphrey is used to describe any unusual birth mark or freckle on sum1's face. It cant be sum1 with lots of freckles. Its just ONE freckle or birth mark on the face that catches ur attention and is really ugly. There is also a trisex humphrey which is wen sum1 has 3 humphreys that make a triangle on the side of their face.
Wow that humphrey on SB's face is mad anoying. I just want to chop that shit off.
A man that loves to day thicc and do wierd hand gestures.👌👌 Can’t be social and has venustophobia. The fear of cute girls
Man, ur a real Humphrey, Noah Try not to Humphrey this, ok?
He has a wacky search history but he carries the school band
“Jameric Humphrey looks like Craig from Craig of the Creek”
A bitch ass nigga that gets yeeted on all the time gets no hoes and listens to Trippie redd (A.K.A. Bitchy Redd)
That nigga over there that just shit his pants and got yeeted on fuck him he's probably a Humphrey nigga
1- An American actor and cultural icon. The American Film Institute ranked Bogart as the Greatest Male Star in the history of American Cinema. 2- A handsome devil who runs cross country and likes to talk to girls. 3- Used when talking about your best friend's crush so no one knows who your exactly talking about.
------------------------------------------------------------------- 1- Did you see Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca?! He was amazing. 2- Did you see him with Shirley at practice? What a Humphrey Bogart... 3- Did you see Humphrey Bogart in the hall this morning, Moe?? Hardy Har Har *nudge nudge*