Country Dictionary

a whore a person who humps for free a person who goes out w/ ppl, and makes love to them after their first date a blond bitch cunt a bj giveaway

"look at humphrey go" "that fuckin humphrey just screwed him after 3 days" " i wanna fuck that humphrey"

A child that is born to unwed parents who eventually get married.

Jane was a bastard until she was flower girl at her parents wedding last week; she is now a humphrey.

A large typically hairy man with a smaller peen large nose and giant eyes

Oh look it's Humphrey

Humphrey, as in Bogart, is another term for someone who is holding onto a joint, pipe, bong, or any other means of smoking marijuana while others are waiting to take a hit.

"Come on Humphrey...pass it then you can keep talking."

A unique and versatile word to describe male genitals, suspicious packages from Big Sausage Pizza, and cockerels.

“Uh-oh! My humphrey is hard again.” “Wtf? I’m a guy. I have a humphrey.” “I’ve got a jolly good humphrey down there.”

You heard the myth right..HE IS THE MAN. THE LEGEND ... Just dont take the pith..

That man humphrey..

The act of sitting on a chair while touching yourself to a werthers original

hes doing the humphreys