A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone or something that possesses a pronounced visual quality of being easily flattenable or compressible under pressure, almost as if it could be effortlessly transformed into a flattened state.
Raul: You look quite Hydraulic Pressable today... 🤤🤤 Mortimer: *screams of the damned*
Beer or ale. Used to replace a meal.
"We're going to stop at the pub tonight for a couple of hydraulic sandwiches after work."
When a girl squeezes her arms close together to make her breasts look larger usually in a picture.
Did you see kaylas hydraulic tits on her snapchat story?
The occurance of passing diarrhea or other liquid when farting, or passing gas.
When a guy or gal sqeezes out a particularly squeaky or bubbly fart, one would say, aw' shit, I hope that wasn't a hydraulic fart!
Geological term for head given underwater.
Look at that aquatard, I wouldn't even give him hydraulic head.
A machiene used to crush grapes known as Kokichi Oma.
"The person under the Hydraulic Press Is, Kokichi Oma!"
When someone shits in between a girls tits, and rubbs it around. The tity-fucks her.
Boy: "Its bee a while since i have gave someone a rusty hydraulic" Girl: "Whats that?" Boy: "Here lemmie show you, just take your shirt off...."