Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

i never wash this

when you don't wash something

Poo guy: see my penis? JOKE GUY: yeah? Poo guy: i never wash this!

by mike the coolest May 08, 2004

I never asked

Usually used when someone says something stupid or asks you a dumb question you said I never asked

Jose: Look there's a bird Jisele: I never asked

by Itsthisgirl October 06, 2016

I NEVER MISS

A phrase that was created by that god awful film Daredevil, however this has now been a source of amusement for 10's of people all over the world. Can also be used for other actions... not neccessarily missing.. i.e (I NEVER READ CALL NOTES!)

Jamie: Jim there must be something that you will never ever do? Jim: There is one thing... but I don't know if I should let you. Jamie: What is it? Jim: I... I... I NEVER MISS!

by James Alcock December 31, 2012

I never fuck it up

What you say before you fuck something up.

Bill: Yo, Ted that combo is lookin' tight and long Ted: It's my BnB, I never fuck it up. *Drops combo* Ted: Shit....

by imthatawesome September 21, 2012

ex I never had

1. Someone who likes you to the point of obsession, where they act like they have a right to your affection, and this leads to hostility and excessive jealousy after you enter into a relationship with a different person. 2. Someone who flirts so excessively that they might as well be a significant other. Especially those who flirt with you in the presence of an actual significant other.

*snotty girl gives demeaning look and huffs away* GF: Who is THAT? BF: Ugh, the ex I never had. 'ex': well why don't we go on a long walk together...alone? BF: uhhhhh... GF: Who do you think you are? The ex he never had?

by talon256 July 19, 2012

best thing i never had

When you had feelings for someone, and you were so close to being together, but they mess up and you don't end up with them but it was amazing while it lasted.

"He was the best thing i never had"

by urbandefinitionsofficial June 28, 2017

I never thought I'd be saying this

A phrase often heard as 2020 nears its end and people are forced to acknowledge some very strange things.

To have the family home for Thanksgiving would be suicidal, and I never thought I'd be saying this. I never thought I'd be saying this, but we came within an inch of losing our democracy.

by Monkey's Dad November 19, 2020