A fork of Rural Dictionary
A zombie that is not undead but someone who is just infected with a virus. Or a word that Wow Such Gaming says when making a zombie video but the zombies aren't undead and just infected people. Some zombie media that use infected are, 28 Days Later, Left For Dead, Zombie Land, and Train To Busan.
"insert zombie movie or other zombie media name here's zombies aren't actually undead and are just InFeCtEd."
A penis that is carrying an STD
I heard Johnny banged that slut raw the other night. Now there’s a good chance he has an infected mushroom.
When you have a yeet infection you become the meme Lord. It only occurs in 1 in every 10 million bois. If you have a yeet infection you will constantly secrete outdated memes out of the region of infection.
James: I have a yeet infection.
Jeff: how can you tell?
James: Damn Daniel, where'd you get them white vans?
Jeff: what?
James: *dabs*
when a (usually bad) tune gets stuck in your head, and won't go away.
" I never go bowling anymore, for fear that I'll get a tune infection by some hideous '70's song!"