A fork of Rural Dictionary
The day when the most prettiest girl was born.
Hey Kaitlyn, were you born on January 24th?
because you’re the prettiest girl ever!
Give a nuggie to your short friend day!
Andrew- Hey Steve!
Steve- Hi Andrew
Andrew- What’s today’s date?
Steve-January 24–ahhhhh owwww
You: Today is January 24! kiss your crush/bf/gf!
Crush/bf/gf: alright kiss me.
National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 24
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
The day where you are forced to hug the person you like at exactly 12:24 p.m
Jane: oh lord I have to hug bill at 12:24
This is so nerve racking!
Bill:Oh hAi JaNe
Jane:...hAi biLL cAn i have a hug?
Bill:oh! It’s january 24 isn’t it?
Girls give your Boyfriend a Hug
January 24th means lily gave john a hug in the hallway when he wasn’t paying attention
january 24, 2021 is today, a sunday we are all just laying on our beds relaxing because the next day is a monday
today is january 24