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a gay right handed man that thinks he is good at everything and feels that google is the beholder of all.

I'm right,my name is jared.

a sussy baka with a mullet

look at jared

a guy with a HUGE penis.

Damn! did you see jareds HUGE penis?

a man who makes orgasm noises to the point of turning purple. he lives in online forums and enjoys driving people crazy. he also is usually found 69ing a fake stuffed turtle. also can be used as a verb such as "I just jareded that turtle" and insult. EXTREMELY GAY

youve been spending alot of time on those forums lately, your starting to turn into a jared.

someone who is a kid all The time no mater his age and suck BBC all the time

"did you see jared he was on a BBC"

gullible person

he was such a jared to believe jon poh.smarty lololololol hahaha

the act of messing with or fucking up someone's Myspace/Facebook/etc. profile without their permission. You can jared someone's profile by adding lame interests, changing their default picture to David Hasselhoff, or changing their 'about me' section to reflect a homosexual lifestyle.

Example of jared : "I'm sick of getting my profile jared-ed every time I forget to sign out!" "I spent four hours last night jared-ing her profile."