Country Dictionary

Jareded

When you're high on marijuana.

"This jared is fucking fire dude" "So jareded rn"

Jareding

When you fuck up something beyond belief.

Bob: Man, I can't believe you punched and killed my baby! Joe: What man it wouldn't stop fucking crying, I needed to shut it up. Bob: My wife's gonna kill me now, thanks for Jareding my life.

jaredding

Walking next to some one and subconsciously causing them to walk into a bush or a street because youre pushing them over.

Jared: so how bout them bears? Chris: Jared youre jaredding me again.

Jareded

Waking up to see a fat guy raping a fatter chick, then waking up again later to find your pants around your ankles.

I got super drunk last night and got Jareded. I still can't walk straight.

Jareding

To be a Jared

Jared is jareding again! Hes eating bath bombs