A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of inserting several bags of jelly beans into your sexual partners rectum then having them squeeze them out into your mouth and consuming said jelly beans
Guy 1: Dude, I was jelly-beaning my girl last night
Guy 2: That's gross dude why would you do that you cretin?
Known to have a head that looks like it's been squashed in a vice
"Who's the cunt with the head working on me truck doing the Horton fan" , that's jelly bean man, " Ah yeah but whys he taken the gearbox out?"
"Don't hassle the jelly bean, he's really good at what he does "
A term directed towards homosexual Mexicans.
“Get these damn Jelly Beans out of my country!”
A less common, more discreet term for weed, herb, marijuana, ganga. Can also be abbreviated JBs.
man at work: "I want some jelly beans"
second man at work: "Let's go!"
The most ownage food in the world wayy better than candy corn
wtf jelly beans own candy corn noob