Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

juicebox

A sexy man, who travels the country side rejoicing women with his enourmous penis and testicles. Origins of this word can be traced back to 2004 when sightings of a man with the t-shirt "JuiceBox" on it were seen.

AWWW MAN, that damn Juicebox is here to steal all our women again!!! Damn that Juicebox is sexy!

by JWK February 14, 2005

juicebox

Nickname for the New York Yankees dugout, for the notoriety of steroid use among players on the team.

Shit, Johnny D just got sent to the Juicebox!

by anewt72690 February 28, 2006

juicebox

a synonym of felch.

i'd love another juicebox, but my ass can't take it.

by vodka June 03, 2004

juicebox

The area between a man's stomach and pubic area. Often makes noises if shaken because it contains unknown liquid.

Dude, my juicebox is filling up and making noises, I better take a leak.

by Juicebox 1 June 22, 2006

juicebox

A game- kind of like hackeysack, but instead of using a hackeysack you use a juicebox. empty or filled. variations include: juicebox on a plane, juicebox on fire (not recommended)

"Dude, I'm bored. Let's play hackeysack." "Fuck that shit, let's play juicebox instead!"

by G-Rex October 01, 2006

juicebox

a sexual term used when inserting a straw into a womans vagina and sucking on it to get the juices out

im pretty sure you get the idea of what a juicebox is...

by kid dynomite September 26, 2007

Juicebox

A weak man who let's people walk over them. A Panzee.

Yo girl, your mans' a juicebox.

by Big Sofa April 30, 2011