A fork of Rural Dictionary
A little racist confederate white kid who's hobbies include fucking his sister and calling people nigga then whines about it on the internet about how people are "bullying" him when his racism catches up to him. Basically the most stereotypical southern white boy.
Keaton: Hey you stupid nigger go back to plucking cotton.
Person 1: Go back to fucking your sister.
Keaton: *posts video about him being the victim*
is a really bad fortnite player
im better than u at fortnite keaton is a really bad fortnite player
usually an unsensitive ass whole who thinks they know everything. when in fact they know absolutely nothing! along with that they are usually too scared to have sexual intercourse with really hot babes!
wow i cant beleive keaton did that.
what an insensitive ass hole!
The best guy you will ever meet. He has perfect blue eyes. He second guesses himself even tho he's perfect. Usually only dates one girl for a long time and is very committed. He has the best friends ever. And he makes an amazing boyfriend. He's the best kisserrr ever. Anyone who meets him will fall in love with him right away.
Keaton's girlfriend: can I please have Keaton for the night? I want to me with him this time alone
Keaton's friends: no way! We get Keaton!
Keaton is a very funny and intelligent guy. He is probably one of the best friends you'll ever meet and has a great personality. He has a great sense of humor and he's extremely nice. This guy doesn't get mad easily but watch out for the hurricane when he does.
Oh my God have you meet Keaton he is hilarious.
Keaton is someone that will always make you laugh. He is so easy to talk to. If you're looking for someone to have conversations with until 3am about the most random stuff, that's Keaton. He is someone that will always be there for you and has the best advice. If you have a Keaton in your life, DONT LET HIM GO. hes literally perfect in every way. hes adorable in like a quirky way and will always make you smile.
Keaton is so cool!