Country Dictionary

When you want to Kermit Sewerslide. When you are so "done" with,for example a class at your school/.

Omg, Mrs. Turski makes me want to Kermit. Catch me Kermitting because of Mrs. Turski.

For one member of a party to make plans on a get together, only to have that member of the party decomitt to the plan last minute.

Hey, we still doing the fantasy draft that Pierre set up tonight?

Nah, Pierre kermited us.

The savior of all life; once every full moon a animal or human sacrifice must be made to him by holding the sacrifice in the middle of a circular room while someone runs around yelling their praises to him

“Oh dear lord Kermit we give our thanks for this meal”

A amusing charecter that is green and is really cool. Loves 🥐

Kermit is gay

The act of painting your partner green, then fisting them. Fisting may be either vaginal or anal. The person being fisted sings The Rainbow Connection.

Bob: How is your grandmother?

Ted: I walked in on her kermiting with the mailman. The Rainbow Connection will never sound the same again.

An abnormally skinny guy who, much like Kermit the Frog, dates fat chicks (like Miss Piggy).

"Check out that kermit with his girlfriend, I bet she crushes him when shes on top."

The reincarnation of jebus
"Why are there so many songs about rainbows and whats on the other side." said by Kermit.

Wow Kermit is so good at singing