A fork of Rural Dictionary
An amazingly brilliant band who will go down in history with the greats and whose music will become classics!
"If Jack Daniels was a band, it would sound like this" lol!!
After being forced to listen and see the rise of "musicians" such as Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers, Fallout Boy, My Chemical Romance it's nice to see that the Z Generation will end up with at least 1 damn good band that will surely end up becoming legends!
Me: I thought music died until I heard Kings of Leon.
an absolutely brilliant yet very hairy rock band.
Every time caleb (lead singer) sings it melts peoples hearts
SEX ON FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- kings of leon song
A very popular rock band that compromised their raw energetic music to become a radio friendly Top 40 staple in order to pack arenas full of teenaged girls. They have a huge fan base who consider them to be one of the greatest rock bands of all time mainly because they are one of only a few "rock" bands out there at this point in time. Their sound is characterized by very basic song structures limited to four chords or less, generic lyrics, virtually no lead guitar or solos and a general absence of the blues.
Dude 1: "Yo the Kings of Leon are so amazing! They are like the best rock band ever."
Dude 2: "Really, you think so? Listen to this band called Led Zeppelin and let me know what you think..."
Later that week...
Dude 1: "Umm, Zeppelin blew my mind. Sorry man I should have done more research before making that statement."
Dude 2: "It's ok everyone makes mistakes. Now go and enjoy your new life."
a terrible band that includes boring, monotone guitar riffs, and a singer who whines in a little bitch ass voice. All there songs suck CAMEL DICK!!!!!! probably their worst song is Sex on Fire, where the singer screams like a whiny little bitch for about 3 minutes
at least they don't sound as whiny as kings of leon
1.) A band that sucks ass/dick
2.) A band that got a gig to play at the mtv movie awards because the band had a gay 5-way with the mtv CEO.
3.) A band whose crappy music won't get off the fucking radio.
4.) A band whose singer sounds as if he's constipated, or accidentally left his dildo in his butthole.
(strieght guy) "Dude, I hate the kings of leon."
(strieght guy#2) "I know; they fucking suck."
(a group of gays lesbians walk by talking)
(homo) "I wuv duh kings uh leyon! yaaaay!"
(lezbo) "I can totally relate to the singer."
King of Leon is an overrated, overplayed band of wannabe players. They come up with songs like sex on fire, and use somebody.
Tavis: This is Travis Bagwell on DC 101. Now giving you Sex on Fire by Kings of Leon.
*Immediately wishes there to be a loaded gun in the car. doesn't find gun and despairs for the next 3.5 minutes listening to: Yeah-oh... This sex is on fire!*
An example of succesful alcoholics, a bad ass band who i want to get drunk with.
Kings of Leon, truely are kings.