A fork of Rural Dictionary
Kingwood is a large masterplanned community about 20 minutes north of Houston. Kingwood is also referred to as "the livable forest", "the unlivable forest", "the Smokable forest", and "the bubble".
The best reference would be "the bubble". Young people, as well as Kingwood residents seem to have no knowledge of how the world generally operates. Kingwood residents tend to be transfers from upper middle class backgrounds throughout the country. Rarely, is someone who lives in Kingwood actually from Houston, and even more rarely are they from Kingwood. In all my travels I can honestly say that I have never been to a place like Kingwood. On first inspection, all must admitt that it truly is the American dream. However, reality soon hits in for those just passing through and you come to the realization that its all a facad. Kingwood tries to preach inclusion but anything other than a WASP is looked upon with suspicious eyes. Most young people in Kingwood have a truly screwed up mentality, and view themselves as being entitled without even knowing it. First and foremost, to have any degree of success in Kingwood schools you must be white or Asian. The most undesirable secret about Kingwood is that most people are not rich! Yes, there are a large number a very wealthy people in Kingwood but they are the vocal minority. Unfortunately this transfers through the school system. Kids from "Royal Shores", "Deer Ridge Estates" are given this since of entitlement by the system itself. Its not enough to say that you live in "Kingspoint Village". I actually had a student who was 8 years old tell me that he lived in "the Cove of Kingspoint village". I asked another teacher what that was supposed to mean. The teacher told me that was "the old money of Kingspoint village". Huh? Kingspoint Village is only 20 years old. The teacher quickly informed me that "movers and shakers live in the Cove of Kingspoint village". So I quickly learned that their are actually high-end subdivisions within this allready high end subdivision. Attend primary school in college sweatshirts as if they are seniors in high school. They arent old enough to know what state "Stanford University" is in. However, they are allready committed to going there because thats where daddy went to school. I have never in my life seen an area where a State certified University is almost considered an insult to the parents of students. On the other hand, Kingwood parents do tend to be very involved with their children. Sometimes to involved. I have had students who were 8 that were in soccer on tuesday and thursday. Karate on Tuesday nights, tennis on Friday evening, golf on Monday and Wednesday afternoon. These kids are jam packed with activities, and yet some of them say their is nothing to do! Parents dont think twice about telling you they rich and expect the best for their children. In teacher conferences I have been told hundreds of times how rich the family is and that their children WILL BE SUCCESSFUL. It is not appropriate for you 8 year old to bring $100.00 bill to school for lunch. Your childs backpack cost more than my entire wardrobe. It is not appropriate for your child to have intimate knowledge of what his parents drive, what it cost to drive it, and determine his friends in class based on what their parents drive. Some people drive a honda minivan because they like it. Not because its all they can afford. It is unreasonable for your 8 year old children to know that you paid 16K in property taxes last year and its not fair that "renters" in Kingwood get the same education for free. 8 year old girls should not know that a BMW 325 is not really a BMW because its the cheapest one they sell. Kingwood really is like no other place I have been. They say that the groups in Kingwood are formed when they are young, and even within the secondary and high school the children from these areas tend to stay together and isolate the kids from what they consider "poor villages". They also say that the new addition of Kingwood Park HS is going to make it worse because the bounderies appeared to have been drawn in a dark room at the country club. Meant only to further isolate the wealthy and extremely wealthy students from the meager middle class. Property values in Kingwood continue to climb in areas that were chosen to stay in Kingwood High school despite the economy. Most of the movement is actually from Kingwood residents themselves who have moved and paid premium for homes so that their child can stay in the right school. In all my years of teaching I have never met so many 8 years olds suspicious of the motives of new kids. It should not matter to anyone weather their kids friends live in a production home (the kiss of social death in Kingwood) or a custom built home. Teach your kids to say "thank you" when someone opens the door for them. I am not paid by the school district to open doors for your children. Your children should be opening the door for me, as I am older than them. I in turn, well tell them "thank you" and comment on how kind they are. You have created a beautiful home for your children and deliberately placed them in an area that provides them with countless opportunities that 90% of the children in North America will never have. Stress that your children respect that, and appreciate that. Tell them every day how blessed they are to have it all, because even the kids in the middle class range in Kingwood have so much more than most. Take your children for a drive north to Splendora, Cleveland, Shepherd and show them that this is how most of America lives. They are so blessed and dont even realize it.
Just teach your children to appreciate what they have in Kingwood
A sub-city within the the city limits of Houston, Texas, Kingwood is a largely rich town filled with mainly two types of kids. The first type have parents that either work too much or just don't care enough to truly be the parents of their own children. Thus the parents try to be a friend instead of a parent and the kids do whatever they want even to the extent of drugs, sex, and alcohol. The second type of kids have parents who you might say are living through their children, pushing them to be better than perfect in everything.
Kingwood High School, Soon to break into a second high school to be called Kingwood Park High School, is filled with a large majority of kids that watch too much MTV and desire to "be ghetto" for the scandleous social popularity that is attributed to Rappers, Pimps and those involved in the Rap, R&B/soul sections of the music industry. The large majorty of the kids have no idea what "ghetto" is and would not survive 24 hours in a borough like Brooklyn, NY because of their attitude and the way they run their mouths.
Sadly a large majority of the other entries also depict the sad truth about Kingwood, Texas and its youth.
A suburb of Houston, Texas. It is a town that started small and quickly grew to an overpopulated hell hole. It is drug infested, and run by people with more money then they know what to do with. The middle class people who can't afford the name brands are kicked off the the curb and shunned from any social group.
Kingwood is a hellhole
A large suburb of Houston, Texas. Consists mainly of fags, especially the kind that live and breath Abercrombie, Hollister and Gap. Most of the people that don't fall into the above category are druggies/alcoholics. The real story for anyone bothering to read this is most likely Kingwood Highschool. Its a huge, overpopulated, and extremely over competitive school where most sports teams are somehow decent, with the exception of Football which needs to learn how to throw a fucking pass. Most students at KHS (Kingwood Highschool) fall into one of three general categories, the kids who take school way too seriously, the kids who don't give a shit about school, and the kids who don't have to do great in school but still try anyways because they realize an education is the only way to escape from "the bubble". Kingwood is referred to as "the bubble" largely because the kids here live very sheltered lives, have almost no clue whats REALLY going on in the world, and in reality probably don't care anyways. Also known as "the smokeable forest" because of the large druggie population which can't handle the fact that Kingwood is less exciting than a pile of shit, and try to make it more so with drugs/alcohol. It is true that alot of people in Kingwood have more money than they need, and there are alot of rich fags here. But don't be fooled, amidst all the people desperately trying to fit into one of the many cliques KHS has to offer, there are still some people here who have some depth to their personality, who do care whats happening in the world (especially those with family in the military, rock on =D), and who you might actually want to talk to. These are generally the more laid back kids, who don't have to do drugs and other crap to entertain themselves, who try in school, but don't freak out over it any more than is necessary, and who don't wear what they wear to "be cool" or to "fit in" but because its actually an expression of their own personality and not just some mask they use to fool people into thinking their stylish or some crap like that. Should you be unfortunate enough to move here, you should probably seek out this small group of real people before you get swallowed up by the innumerable amounts of drones.
Fag Kid: "Look at my new shirt that has 'Hollister' goin down the side! I must look pretty damn sexy, im gonna have more chicks than the rap star I idolize! Maybe i'll even get laid if I smoke some weed first to make myself even cooler!"
Other Kid: "What the fuck? I must be in Kingwood ...SHIT!"
the bubble that you cant escape...
by living here you wouldnt think this is the center of the earth (kingwood TX)
Did you hear about that kid from Kingwood
The worst, most God-awful place in which i have ever resided. The school here is fake. Money is everything. The social perameters of this area north of Humble, Tx, is one where money will get you everywhere you need to go. Your parents will make sure you're the best at whatever you do. Money here, as opposed to real talent, is what determines teams, rank, and your highschool career. The people here are full of arrogance, betrayals, ignorant mentalities, and the seeming addiction to "MTV". The students at KHS are very pompous, fake, and highly sexually active. The problems of "bunch of stupid rich kids having nothing else to do" leads to high amounts of drinking, drugs, and sexual behavior. The teen society out there, in all means, is the most retarded, drama loving, hypocritical, attention whores you will ever encounter. Nobody has any true intellect, and friendships that are real are scarce aside from the select few. The HS out there will soon be cut into 2 schools: Kingwood Park and Kingwood High. Basically: rich KHS vs poor KPHS. The athletic aspect of the highschool is one of highly focused, but rarely successful, teams. The football team is a mockery to all that is the game. The rest of the sports exist merely as pawns of which the teams are decided upon "Who can afford it". Granted they do win in basketball, but again, when you have enough collective money, even victory can be bought. The educational standards of Kingwood are, in all sense, a failure to the State of Texas. The only priority anyone has is "pass the TAKS" test. Aside from that, you learn nothing except how to throw a pencil into the cieling tiles. The neighborhoods are comprised of many villages, all of which are inhabitated by arrogant fools who see their location and livelyhood as the center of all creation. If the ancient capital of Rome could be scaled down as far as ignorance and social caste systems goes, it would exist somewhat like Kingwood. It is only a matter of time before the "barbarians" overrun this hellhold and falsity of a "town". These barbarians will probably be Katrina victims. Upon traveling to Kingwood, it is advisable you bring a mask and a roll of toilet paper. The mask is so you can try to prevent breathing in the egotistical aroma that festers from its citizens, and the toilet paper incase you do happen to breath in the attitude of the inhabitants. that way, when you finally pry your head from your ass, you can atleast clean it off. Never in all my life have i encountered such a region of false, egotistical, hypocritical, god-complex people. Its amazing really, that this town simply hasnt had a civil war based on the grounds of "my daddy makes more than your daddy".
Also known as the Bubble and the Livable Forest. The Bubble for the reason that when you are in Kingwood, you are blind to logic, the real world, and anything and everything besides what gossip you hear in the halls. Its known the Livable Forest because these retards live in the middle of a forest. Yet... they complain when trees fall through their houses. The people get egged here quite frequently, and always feel the need to complain about it at the Country Club.
"I'm from Kingwood, so naturally I'm better than you"
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"Black people are real?"
"When Enron fell it was hilarious to see all the rich people who then lived in apartments!"
A city in Texas, called a bubble by its inhabitants, and called The smokeable Forest by its hippies. Where children are left alone at home for long period of times to smoke weed and do other nifty drugs. To many nigger lovers are here, as well as wiggers and black ppl trying to b niggers but turn out to jsut be white. Ppl here think they are the shit and are untouchable. The only gangs here are The boy scouts and the girl scouts watch out if your wearing the wrong colors youll get 10 cookies embeded in ur chest or multch for your organs.