A fork of Rural Dictionary
A suburb of Houston, Texas. A community which is portrayed as a conceited, self-centered group of rich, whiny snobs. The upper-class division of Kingwood often uses the police for what they beileve to be are real problems, such as toilet paper in their trees. The rich kids of Kingwood have recently discovered that they are rich, after meeting a handful of people at their high school whose parents don't drive a luxury car. Yes, there in fact ARE middle-class families in Kingwood. There is alot of drugs in Kingwood, which are much easier to get than alcohol. There's not much to do around Kingwood except for get high, so alot of children resort to doing so. The parents are overprotective and attempt to shelter their children until they can no longer legally do so. All-in-all, Kingwood is a falsely happy society, where everyone is appaled by the fact that life is not perfect.
Kingwood's local newspaper, The Observer, put a murder story on the 3rd page, while the front page was an article about the new garden center. Everything's perfect, and nothing ever happens in Kingwood. Yeah, right.
Suburb of Houston, Tx.
see Disturbia
Quite possibly the strangest place on earth. Full of slutty teenage girls and immature fratboys-in-training, who have been raised by their soccer mom type parents to think that the world can't go on without their presence. Kingwood is also made up of kids who have convinced themselves that they're hard-ass-thugs and that Kingwood is a ghetto just because they smoke weed during off-season football and listen to "Hardcore-Rap" (Nelly and Bow Wow) on their way to Tennis Practice.
Weed, drugs, sex, and self-mutilation are all too common in Kingwood-everyone knows how prominent they are, but god forbid you talk about it.
Seldom people in Kingwood have any sense of individual style. The majority are Abercrombie Poster-Models and Scene kids who think they're being original and unique by dressing like 100,000 other people
While the people in surrounding towns see Kingwood as snobby and rich, very few people in Kingwood actually make more then $100,000 a year.
The people of Kingwood think they're rich because they sold their house in California or Arizona for more then it was worth, bought a house in Kingwood for a cheap price, bought a boat they never use, and got a job at Administaff.
There isn't much to do in Kingwood. Unless you enjoy walking your dog or hanging out at CVS, you're screwed unless you have a car and can drive to Humble.
Despite the fact that it resembles a crackhead-version of The Stepford Wives, Kingwood has it's upsides. There's actually some pretty cool people here (who also realize that Kingwood is a lie).
Life in Kingwood seems endless at times, but it can seem easier if you remind yourself that one day you'll escape and venture into the real world-leaving behind people like Bryce, Matt, Ashley, and Emily who were above-all in high school, but will end up working in a cubicle after they pay their way through college.
kingwood is not a good place-it's full of lies, hate, racism, backstabbing, boredom, and soccer moms-but it's surviveable.
Kingwood is like a ditch-it's hard to get out of, but it's possible-whether you want to or not is a different story
A city north of Houston. People think it's the snobbiest city in the US, but that only describes some of the people living there. There are actually some great people there who are willing to work hard, but yeah, there are some stuck-up people there, but hey, they're everywhere. Also referred to as "the Bubble" because some kids there have no idea what's going on outside of Kingwood. Overall, not too of a bad place to live, and not NEARLY as bad as the Woodlands. If you ever consider living there, make sure you watch the news or something.
1-"Hey, I have a friend from Kingwood coming over today."
2-"Whoa, I bet he's a jerk."
1-"Actually, he's pretty decent."
2-"Oh."
A suburb of Houston, TX. The highschool is overly competitive. Many adolescent and teenage inhabitants are mindless drones who follow their parents' beiliefs (political, religious, and otherwise) without question. Sometimes refered to as "The Livable Forest". Teenage citizens of Kingwood often do too many drugs and drink too much alcohol because there's nothing else to do with their time and superfluous amounts of money that they didn't earn.
I'm, like, totally from Kingwood. Wanna play with my titties? How 'bout I suck your dick? K!
A small suburban town near Houston, Texas with an insanely competitive school in terms of academics and athletics. Kingwood High School is amazing at all sports except football. Kingwood High School's rival is Humble High School. Although people say there is nothing to do, Houston is actually close by, so many activities take place there. There are many churches in Kingwood, as well as many church activities. On the contrary, there are alot of druggies, as of everywhere else in the US.
synonyms: the bubble, K-town, K-hood, K-wood
antonyms: Humble (the city)
Kingwood Resident: Hello, I am from Kingwood
Humble Resident: HEEEELLL NAW. Im from Humble, Bitch!
Kingwood Resident: Oh, shit.