A fork of Rural Dictionary
A title given to one person out of a group of male friends that has the largest penis size or body count.
Brad will be crowned konky dong today at my house.
One with and exceptionally large penis.
Jan: How are we going to have sex with that? Tom: What's wrong? Jan: You have a konky dong, don't bring it near me !
Donkey Kong's large, abnormal penis. Phrase originated from Luigi's Ballad- Starbomb.
Donkey Kong, that's a nice Konky Dong you got right there. I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konky Dong! -Starbomb
An unusually sloppy, wet kiss. About what you would expect from a St. Bernard but from a person.
Despite her protests to the contrary, she secretly liked the Konky Kiss.
A dwelling-place that is characterized by ceiling fan blades with thickly deposited dust. This dust can cause problems when attempting to clean.
Ma: Why didn't you use a wet rag to clean the fans?! Pops: I dont live in this konky-hole! Ma: Well why you f**kin' with it then?!