A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a someone sits down on the toilet, having forgotten to put the seat down, falls through, proceeding to get their ass dripping wet.
Meghan: Dude, does it look like I just pissed myself? Because I totally Kristinaed in the bathroom.
Schuyler: Shit man, that sucks an old man's penis.
A huge chonga often called a slut or a hoe. A person who wears really short shorts. One who is liked by others despite there chonganess.
Did you see lauren today she looked so kristina.
Kristina is depressed, good at hiding it but is super duper depressed. she yells at people but thats how she shows her love.kristina is a sweet caring loving person once you really get to know her. she's gorgeous, brown eyes, and has brown hair. kristina is gorgeous.. you're lucky to have her boys. she is kind shy. but she is loyal asf. she has anxiety so it'll take a little bit to get comfortable around her crush/ boyfriend <3 hahum jayden guin
whats up kristina
gross annoying bitch who is such a slut weres too tight of clothing which she thinks she looks good in but it makes her look fatter than she already is nasty greasy hair thats been washed out and died due to craving too much attention
A very pretty girl who is very funny. especially when looking at her face. she loves everything around her but loves bananas the most. she is so fun to be around accept she will most likely cause u to become mental. you can describe her in many ways but the most common way is monkey. she can be retarded but yeah just retarded. anyway she is s pleasure to be with (for the most part$
look at that monkey kristina
Is to follow the devil, the opposite of Christian: one who follow god. She is a forgotten biblical figure, said to be the daughter of Lilith. Lilith being Adams first wife who not content with Adam left and became a free thinking individual who was cast out of paradise. Kristina is a succumbs type woman who steals children and destroyer of good men. Unlike Lilith she is not beautiful, she is foul disgusting wench with each possible sexually transmitted disease. Grotesque and unattractive, she is the last call for the most desperate of men.
Man that girl is just like Kristina...she makes me sick.
kristina is the name of a hot, beautiful and loving girl. kristinas are often rude and random when she's around her bae. they always love listening soca and like to be wild at parties. when they really like a boy she nicknames them after an animal or calls them princess, but most importantly they are always the smartest and clever.
boy: I'm about to fuck yuh bitch kristina
boy 2: nope you'll be violating my property