A fork of Rural Dictionary
Usually a white cracker who acts tuff but gets knocked out because he says nigger to a Johanne
Fuck it’s a Kristof better get my fucking boxing gloves.
A man with a huge cock and likes squeezing boobies with his bare ass cheeks
Tom has a small Willy and oversized balls but kristofer has huge testicles and a nice cock
Obviously, really really ridiculously ugly, a person with no friends, no social life and a particularly gargantuan penis. (Which promotes his sexual life.) Goes best with chocolate and whipped cream. Watch out for stray hairs.
God, Kristofer's such a loser but he has such an extremely large penis that he gets laid more often than a bed at a mattress store.
He's that one depressed kid, that noone really cares about, but u still want him here and there. Like U usually talk about him but when he's there u don't care about him. They have a great soul, they are most of times there when u need them, and they are really friendly and can help u in ur problems or struggles, both mentally and physically. Most of the time girls stay away from him and that's what starts the depression. Someone should really help Kristof :((
1. Person one: That guy is so depressed, he must have struggles, he must be a Kristof. 2. Person two: Wow this Kristof Really helped me. He's such a good listener.
A Kristof Vampire is when a guy makes fangs out of candy corn and eats out the girl when she is on her period.
I gave her a Kristof Vampire yesterday... it was messy.
Bootleggers and Xanax for breakfast.
Don’t be a Kristofer hunter, especially at noon.