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a full sprint while swimming over large distances. Named for the build up of lactic acid in your muscles. Will, quote, "make your penis hurt"

"Screw Bove he made us swim 500 lactates"

a form of birth control

Lets have sex! Im on lactate

To sweat around one's breasts, or just to sweat in general.

When someone has a dry t-shirt except for two wet spots right at the breasts. i.e. Would you look at that, Tom is starting to lactate. i.e. Jesus Christ it's hot out here, I'm lactating already.

The act in which milk squirts from a delicious whorls titties.

The stripper started lactating while we had sex in the dirty hotels closet

A term used to describe a pregnant woman as she first encounters the wave of new hormones.

At first we didn't know what was wrong with Linda, but we soon found out she was a Lactating Savage.

one who interjects randomly, interrupting someone in a conversation, like a cow who is full of milk and lactates spontaneously.

Thomas: Bro. you won't believe what happened to me last night, I was driving home and.... Gilbert: Yo you wanna hear a dead baby joke. Thomas: Stfu and let me talk don't be a fucking lactating cow.

We took it personally.

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