A fork of Rural Dictionary
Intentionally steals, takes, and carries away, leads away or drives away personal goods or property of another with value of more than $2,500. Including ALL livestock; firearms; vehicles.
LT: Clark, we have a stolen goat from the farm down the street. Clark: How much was the goat worth? LT: Wait, what? Clark: Sounds like a clear cut case of Gross Larceny!