A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term used in Virginia (mostly Petersburg), referring to one’s action or usually used to say someone is pitiful or terrible for wrong doing
When a girl is bored of just being a hoe and starts stealing her friends guys to fuck. Basically a slutty dick stealer, but on a larger scale.
Ali is such a whore! She knew I was dating him and she just commited dick larceny cause she knew I liked him.
Stealing something from a person while kissing them
He was making out with this hot girl, then he found his wallet was gone. That's petting larceny, man!
A person who will steal people's cigarette lighters more than 50 times.
Lighter larceny! Did you see how many were on his floor? I recognized Amanda's lighter there.
1) When someone fucks up and/or takes your shit. 2) When YOU fuck up and/or take someone's shit.
Brad: "Angela committed GRAND LARCENY on my dick last night bro. She fucking ran into the sunset wit dat shit." Pete: "Dis nigga broke into my crib de other night. So I burnt his mother fucking house to the ground and Grand Larceny'd his Ford Pinto." 3) When you fuck a female so hard that she seizures and shits on your dick. Herald: "I asked my C.P.A. out to dinner so she wouldn't expose our tax fraud. Ended up commitin' GRAND LARCENY on that bitch last night." Gregory: "Yeah dawg, last night I fucking committed Grand Larceny on Tina. I fucking made the bitch leak like the mother fuckin' hoover damn."