Country Dictionary

A being named after the monster with its enormous beauty.

Damn that is one good Loching chick.

That is loch right there!

A nickname which originates from the word 'Efflochness' which is another nickname typically used between two bffs. One bff is 'Loch' and the other is 'Ness.'

These types of nicknames share strong similarities with the primary bff nick-names, 'bee' and 'eff.'

Jen: Hey loch!
Mary: Hey ness!
Jen: Do you think our nicknames are starting to get a bit weird?
Mary: Yep.

the act of breaking up with your significant other in a ridiculously protracted manner

"You hear about Martin? He pulled a Loch Lomand on his girlfriend"
".....awkward"

0.1 square miles of seaside heaven inhabited by relatively harmless narcissistic lunatics.

Village of Loch Arbour

a sexual act in which you invert the shocker
meaning two fingers in the rectum and one in the vagina

two in the stink one in the pink bro!
loch-nar for the win

The popular huge loch located in scotland, with memorable sites still standing, such as uruquart castle, believed to be the home to scotland's beloved nessie, the world famous Loch Ness Monster.

"I loved that trip to loch ness, but i wish i saw nessie!"

When your feces makes sea-serpent like curls or protrudes in part above above the water line in the toilet

I blasted a wicked lochness poopie!
I think it turned and looked at me...