A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you fuckin' and you feel a breeze comin' on the left or right side of your dick.
"It felt like hurricane in that lopsided pussy"
Term used when an older woman has an affection for a younger man with obvious learning disabilities.
Look at this old ass bitch all hugged up on that retard. She's Robin the lopsided cradle. It's pathetic but it happens.
Example One- Dude #1: She was cool and all, but one boob was smaller than the other." Dude #2: "Man, that's lopsidation, at it's finest." Example Two- Lady #1 "He was great in bed, but he definitely has lopsidation; one hung waaaay lower than the other." Lady #2 "Oof."
The act of not wiping your ass and instead you let it crust while you bust all over the toilet seat.
Damn, I might do some Lopsided Firing later.