A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person that is easily confused and unable to make a decision usually a douche bag most situations end up in a gongshow
The mahon told us we could wear the shirts until he realized that we were making fun of his dumb ass.
The act of squeezing another person's boobs/man boobs in a malicious manner.
Wow, my best friend is going around mahoning people.
Anything terrible and disgusting
Butthole, chode, retarded people(not meaning medically) dicks. Your face is so ugly it reminds me of a Mahon. ..Gross
The hottest FBI agent ever.
Fictional character in the popular Fox show Prison Break, where he is played by William Fichtner.
Generally considered to be a "badass", Mahone has many deep-seated emotional issues and is the subject of numerous PWP fanfics, where he is often slashed with Michael Scofield, the main protagonist of the show.
"Special Agent Alexander Mahone is one tasty piece of man candy"
"Did you read that Mahone/Michael fanfic? It was so hot"
A insanely sexy Asian dude who happens to wank too much. He also has a habit of being shit at asking girls out and is at approximately 0 for 50 in the last few years
E.g. “Oi Alvin Mahon you fat shit cunt, Jamee’s over here”