A fork of Rural Dictionary
when a man wants time in the company of only himself or other members of the male species.
Key man time activities are games console playing, beer drinking, eyebrow plucking, chest waxing, porn watching, todger inspection, mirror posing, sport watching, pube counting, pile poking and many more.
Man time can also be used as a cover story for general sleazebag behaviour and cheating.
Here's my credit card, why don't you go and buy yourself something nice whilst I get a bit of man time in.
Hey won't your girlfriend wonder where you are? no, she thinks I'm having man time, she won't suspect a thing!
The period in which, after self prompted ejaculation, you reflect in your now non hormonal state at what you have done. Was it right? Do you need to change? Usually a depressing, yet enlightening time, only to be washed away with the next hormonal surge.
‘Bruh, I feel like a Seion rn tbh’
‘Yeah bruh, need some wise man time after gettin blue balls like that’
A very relaxed concept of time, as used by black people the world over...
aiming to get somewhere at 1 when it starts at 12 and actually get there at 2.30
When you marry or hook up in an instant family and raise another man's child.
"My friend Jessica just got divorced. You want her?"
"No man, she's got two kids with two different baby daddies."
"What's wrong with that?"
"I don't want to do Another Man's Time."
Time zone utilized my many Africans that involves arriving at events (weddings, birthdays, etc.) about two hours later than billed on the invitation
Ex: you are cordially invited to the wedding of ____ to start promptly at 5PM on Saturday the ____.
The caterers arrive at 6PM, and the people to set up arrive at 6.30PM. Guests begin trickling in around 7.30PM.
(Everyone assumes African Man Time)
Black Man Thinking Time-
Time black men take to be in seclusion and sober. They take that time to plan for the future and develop strategies for success. Break down potential pitfalls and/or appreciate what a healthy prosperous lifestyle brings.
"Hey, I'm going to take my new boat and go fishing and to do some black man thinking."
"Since I started doing black man thinking time, I've calmed down in my approach to life and started planning for the future.
Nikola tesla: He had ideas 100 years ago that are being "rediscovered' only now.
Nikola Tesla was a man before his time.