A fork of Rural Dictionary
The person in a friendship group who thinks they are hard but will die a virgin
Omg look it’s Captain Vagina man and his cacti!
A so-called male that envies a woman that is able obtain anything she wants in life and wants what she has. And because he is unable to achieve it, he constantly whines while secretly wishing he had a vagina.
Johnny wants to be a vagina man and try get things free from women how women would get things free from men