Country Dictionary

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Manhood department

Anything that has to do with something that manly men have/or do.

Guy 1: Your facial hair isn't growing, you're lacking in the manhood department. Guy 2: Fuck you, at least I have a big penis, my manhood is all their.

by James7LaxBro December 21, 2011

Manhood Mitten

Any thing worn over the cock and balls, usually a sock

Guy 1: this nudist colony is a great idea Guy 2: yeah, but its frezzin' balls out here Guy 1: Its alright, have manhood mittens for everyone!

by Ass-Jackson February 25, 2011

Maga Manhood

An Ar15 rifle hanging off a mans chest at a protest. It gives him a feeling of having a big swinging penis hitting his thigh. Which he does not possess, but desires.

Some members of a local militia group protested in front of the state capital. Each individual member was showing off their dangling Maga Manhood.

by Jim junior September 08, 2020

kick in the manhood

A kick in the testicles.

Girl 1-Men can be brought to their knees by a simple kick in the manhood! Girl 2-It's not so simple, you have to kick them under the dick, in the balls. It's the balls that hurt.

by Nobli November 19, 2022

Manhood Destroyer

The name of an ex-lover after she ridicules your genitals in public. Or a person who has a reputation of doing so. Mary is a manhood destroyer, why would you sleep with her

Mary is a manhood destroyer, why would you sleep with her

by Dominus Noctis February 10, 2015

essence of manhood

The thick, white fluid produced by an ejaculation; semen.

Oh, man, I really had a great fuck last night! I musta squirted my essence of manhood about ten times!

by pentozali August 29, 2006

manhood snatching

When you get butt raped by a random

Omg he is out here manhood snatching every time someone drops the soap.

by Big daddy tyrone June 18, 2017