A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best day of the year and people born on this day are surely the most beautiful people in the entire world. A pisces too! Lucky whoevers with you! Its a day to celebrate!
Guy: Wow! Shes born on march 8th! She is so awesome! Girl: You know her? Shes brilliant!
National Cut off Relations day!
It’s March 8th time to cut off that fake ass bitch!
March 8th is giraffe feeding day. Go to the zoo feed those giraffes, feel their purple tongues.
Girl are you going to feed the giraffes, it’s March 8th.
Only the thickest of bitches are born on March 8.
And bitch, your salty af.
It's also national confess to your crush day! Go confess you low self esteem people. People born on March 8th are the happiest when they feel loved.
Person: Omg! Gavins so hot! He was born on March 8! Hes so thick...
March 8th is the day to be yourself. Tell the people you care about that you love them, and hug them a little tighter this day. It is also Maliks Birthday, so if anyone who sees this would like to wish him a happy birthday, it would be greatly appreciated. In 2022 Malik would have been 19, i miss you buddy:)
Hey did you here that march 8th is love a homie day???