A fork of Rural Dictionary
-noun 1. A large ground rodent that lives in mountainous areas and resembles a beaver. Synonymous with mountain beaver. 2. A slang term to describe the vagina of a woman that lives in the mountains. 3. An extremely and unnecessarily hairy vagina.
While descending Yamnuska, Scott and Eric were puzzled at the sight of a strange animal. They later learned it was a marmot. "Hey man, look over there, you can totally see that girl's beaver!" "That's a marmot you idiot. We're in Canmore." Chase met a girl while hiking the West Coast Trial, but quickly back peddled after he got a look at her marmot.
A warm-blooded vertebrate animal of a class that is distinguished by the possession of hair or fur. The pet of choice for Nihilists. Not legal for domestic possession within cities.
Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot! --Jeffery Lebowski
Collective noun: in the army the Marmots are the platoon equivalent of the "boy named sue." Marmots travel in packs and are often seen prowling, as that is their usual mode of transportation, they can prowl by foot, car, bike, boat, tank or any other means of transport. A single marmot is the most fierce and deadly fighting machine in the united states military. One would be terribly mistaken to underestimate a marmot, one cannot possibly overestimate the Marmots.
Did you see those Marmots?!?! I swear there was something between us and them. There was, but that won't stop a Marmot on the prowl. Death Dealer pog, "man who would want to he a marmot, out platoon name is more bad assed!" Death Dealer grunt, "watch your mouth, they could kick your ass even if they were called the rainbow unicorns. It takes balls to carry a name like that with pride, and it takes a hell of a soldier to earn that name."
A word describing an animal,but in modern times it often represents a stereotypical serbian arma 3 player.Who often times makes land mine and war crime jokes.It is often used for someone under 16 and when his voice is non mutated.
FFS, Dude,stop killing the civilians,you're such a marmot
An sti which once passed from one person to another causes men to menstrate for one month a year. Other symptoms may include large hair, excessive drug intake , fieces noir, a strange attraction to rizzo and extreme mood swings.
the first recorded example was stuart lmh
A shexy female assassin who shall destroy the sith ninjas and take their panda eggs! And then eat some cottage cheese later.
Gimme those panda eggs! *yoink*
When one defecates on a snowfield and glassades down in order to clean themselves.
I was in the mountains without any toilet paper so I took a dirty marmot