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marmots are a cute type of woodland animal. vancouver island marmots are a particularly cute, particularly endangered type of marmot.
Johnson-loving amphibious rodent. These are illegal in most cities.
Nice marmot.
1) Cute Beaver-like Animal 2) Insulting word for an Overweight Man/Woman
A rodent of the squirrel family. Lives in mountainous areas. Usually fairly awesome. May cause a great deal of mayhem.
THEY ARE ALL BEING CONTROLLED BY A GIANT SPACE MARMOT! -www.rathergood.com
a brand of superior outdoors clothing and equipment worn and used by discerning and discriminating outdoors enthusiasts. Known for great technical style, clean and sleek design. Marmot produces technical outdoors and outdoors lifestyle clothing without ridiculous prices. Probably best known for PreCip rainwear, DriClime windshirts, and their sleeping bags but also make beautiful softshells, down jackets, tents and packs. Big break and defining moment came when they did down jackets for the Clint Eastwood classic "The Eiger Sanction", reflected to this day in the clean Euro look of their products. Used by professional guides, carried primarily in outdoor specialty shops such as The Trailhead in Buena Vista, Colorado.
Ian - "That's a great looking jacket. Does it keep you warm and dry? Who makes it?" Carlos - "Yes, it kept me warm and dry in Chamonix. It's waterproof, breathes well, and doesn't have a bunch of useless non-functional crap on it. It's from Marmot."
A bad-ass rodent that will fuck your shit up. You don't cross the fucking marmot, it will eat your dick without a moment's hesitation. You don't think twice when you spot one of these hell-spawn demon-born Satan-squirrels, you get the hell out of there. Rumor has it that marmots store the souls of their victims in their eyes. That way, if you look right into them, you're transfixed. Then the marmot strangles you with your own small intestine and lays its eggs inside you. Fuckin' crazy, man.
This Halloween, ghosts will be sitting around the campfire telling marmot stories.
A member of the elite group of those who appreciate the true essence of marmots and who consequently pwn in their name.
Farge, the great Marmoteer camped and pwned all o j00z, gg no re