Country Dictionary

When someone is really funny

If you say something funny someone else may say, "You a mess".

A scenario or sitation, your own or otherwise which is undesirable or unexpected.

Man, you having to work the long weekend, thats MESSED.

An overly clumsy person who seems to have no control over his/her body.

"Did you trip up your heels AGAIN? You're such a mess!!"

A person whose life has fallen into disrepair. Or one who is suffering the effects of intoxicating substances, perhaps on a prolonged basis.

Grant woke up at 3 in the afternoon after drinking all night, smacking his bird, pissing over his living room carpet and listening to back to back babyshambles LPs. He then cracked open anothe special brew and switched MTV on. 'MESS!'

1. to hang out with a person with the intention of getting together and/or date. Term used in the south. 2. to be involved in the period before dating a person.

They used to mess, but now he with this other chick.

to engage in an act of self pleasure

'Look at that dirty man messing with himself.'

My life

“I am the definition of a mess look it up!”