A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person whose life has fallen into disrepair. Or one who is suffering the effects of intoxicating substances, perhaps on a prolonged basis.
Grant woke up at 3 in the afternoon after drinking all night, smacking his bird, pissing over his living room carpet and listening to back to back babyshambles LPs. He then cracked open anothe special brew and switched MTV on. 'MESS!'
Usally refers to male who has recently shit themself. However, not referring to a woman, that would be a "brown leaf"
Oh shit dude, I just messed myself
someone who.. 1. is intoxicated by drugs or alcohol. 2. doesn't try with their appearance. 3. is really unorganized. 4. is naive. 5. sleeps all day 6. doesnt do their work.
dude, steph's a mess.. i know, she sucks at life.
Someone who has a broken phone screen.
Have you seen Aliza? She's a mess, just like her phone screen.