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Middle School Boys

A different species of human. Obsessed with fortnite and other random ass video games. Think everything and everyone is gay, when in reality they just dont wanna admit that theyre gay. Has 17 girlfriends ever 3 milliseconds. Horny asf, and thinks wearing highlighters as clothes actually looks good.

“Why tf are middle school boys the way they are.”

by banglocalmilfs October 30, 2021

middle school boys

Toxic little boys who think its sooooooo sexy to sexual harass girls. They like to call everyone in sight gay, but they say there not homophobic. They usually get into 2 day long relationships. And for some odd reason think it's cool to jump and touch the top of the door frame. There horny little shits. They constantly talk about jerking off, they always have boners, and they try to hide them with notebooks or binders. Don't forget that they put an unnecessary amount of body spray on.

OMG! Middle school boys are so gross, they have cooties!

by shreks.hairy.ballsack May 28, 2020

Middle school boys

Nothing is more gay than these kinds of people and call every female with a big ass and tits a milf.

Girl: why is *insert name* and *insert name* acting like that? Other person: don't worry, their just middle school boys

by Mozzie_mt September 04, 2021

middle school boys

A guy from age 11-14 in the grades 6-8 of the school institution 99% of the time they’re big fat ugly annoying crooked teeth discord mods that look like deranged horses and think that they’re the shit. they’re so confident when they have nothing to be confident of… usually they have a buzzcut, the ice cream cut, or a side part. they have a new middle school gf every week and schedule times to kiss. they’re always so ANNOYING. you can’t even begin to explain how annoying they are even tho they’re the ugliest creatures that look like they snuck into earth they’ll always find something to make fun of you with for the next three years

Person: breathes Middle school boy: *snorts* Ayo is that moaning i hear? *moans* yo yo i swear i’m not sus bro i’m from the hood bro Person 2: Don’t you live in a gated neighborhood? Person 1: middle school boys… *dies of cringe and how ugly his face is*

by cutenorthafricangirlDAMN July 13, 2023

Middle school boy

All closet homosexuals that will volunteerly make out in class They all are big pussies I hope they swallow their snot lmao Also have a big uwu fetus Remember, you're hotter than them lol

"that homosexual over there is a middle school boy"

by Pussyanddickandeverythinglover September 13, 2021

Middle school boys

Boys who thinks it’s funny as fuck to flirt with girls and then play them. They also are porn addicts and horny little bastards that think they’re the shit, but really they’re just puny annoying retards.

Guy 1: what the hell is wrong with that group of kids? Guy 2: oh those are middle school boys

by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 16, 2021

Middle school boys

They are traumatizing and can act like Alvin and the chipmunks

Middle school boys are ugly: person A Yes: Person B

by Acexuo September 13, 2021