A fork of Rural Dictionary
When William dumbrell (TikToker) ejaculates on ur breasts
Mom: hey what happened at your party last night Son: I got filthy milfyed
The most divine material in existence. Substantial quantities have not yet been obtained to analyze its chemical composition, and it can therefore not be replicated. It is a universal lubricant and has been proven to heal blindness, prevent sexually transmitted diseases, and even cure cancer. It is also effective as an acne treatment and a solvent for removing stains from clothing and upholstery. It originates deep within the milfy fluff and production is stimulated by the sighting of a Horny Hottie or at the will of Hot_Milfy_Mom. A common side effect of a Milfy Crush.
What is that coming down from the sky? Mana from heaven? Angel's tears? Unicorn blood? No, it's Milfy Cream. Let us give thanks.
The situation that develops when Hot_Milfy_Mom a encounters a dominating and irresistably handsome male who she calls a Horny Hottie (hereafter referred to as HH), creating an overwhelming desire for him; a common side effect is an uncontrollable flow of Milfy Cream. Often causes Hot_Milfy_Mom to troll HH's chatroom or facebook page.
"Hot_Milfy_Mom keeps showing up in my room asking me to 'show armpit hh.' Last night she was there for over an hour." "Dude, she totally has a Milfy Crush on you."