A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Millenial is someone who's only been torturing people for a thousand years
- Michael from The Good Place
Michael: These Millenials, they have no work ethic...
A generation that has gone through life without a single butt whipping for doing stupid crap, and think stupid crap is just another option.
Those millenials are protesting having to learn enough cursive to sign their name.
a bunch of crazed motherfuckers
"WTF is wrong with people these days?"
"They are Millenials what do you expect, David."
A single person belonging to an entire generation of human morons (i.e., noobs) responsible for developing flashing green lights that indicate a left turn can be made rather than the old tried-and-true green arrow, as if it is an improvement.
Jane: "Did you see that new, super annoying flashing green light in town?"
Ry: "Heck yes, I did! I saw some old guy get rear-ended there last week because he didn't know he could make a left turn."
Jane: "Yeah, I thought the green arrow was pretty straightforward. The change must have been the work of some stupid millenial."
Ry: "Agreed."
Creatures that died from being shot by the government when trying to illegally enter a military base aka Area 51
Grandkid: Grandpa, what was the 2000s like?
Grandpa: Have you ever heard of millenials?
Have you been on YouTube lately? OMG the kids comments are insipid and they get 600 likes! ..
oh and the spelling and grammar is appalling and I end like a schoolteacher correcting them... millenials are the pinnacle of DOOM..
People who were born in the early 1980s to late 90s. They love taking quizzes of in which harry potter house they are in, but on reality, they dont have a house, just a apartment rent. They are funny and cool but at the end of the day, they're just old. If you roast them, they call you zoomer. Phrases of them are: Ravenclaw and proud!😜🤙🏼or ok zoomer or Wait, dont talk to me until i had my coffee 🤭🤫or Wait, let me check my facebook account
Katie: I HATE MY JOB. I am a coffee addict I am so quirky
Y/n: You are such a millenials