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Acronym for 'my life is average.' Usually used at the end of a sentence about an mundane life event.
They were out of Heineken at the bar, so I ordered a Shiner instead. MLIA
Acronym for My Life Is Average, the nerdier and more entertaining version of Fuck My Life.
Today, I got a new phone and someone called saying my son was say profanities in class and making rude gestures towards the teacher, they gave me the phone to talk to "James" I told him to keep up the good work. I don't have a son. MLIA.
My life is average.
A spin-off of FML
Today, after my friend texted me a joke, I typed "hehe" I backspaced and changed it to "haha", because I felt this was closer to my real laugh. MLIA
An acronym for "My Life is Average".
A site that parodies FML, where people post their "average" stories. The format consists of posting the story, and then putting the acronym MLIA afterwards.
Lately, many of the comments on the stories by members are people complaining about the site isn't "average" anymore, but instead full of funny stories that actually make people laugh.
Apparently these people are stupid and can't accept change. Maybe they need to move out of their parents' basements and stop dragging society down with their shit.
Today at school, my friend went into one of the large storage cupboards. When he came out a few minutes later, I asked, "How was Narnia?" Without missing a beat, he replied, "Hogwarts was better." MLIA.
Where twilight and Justin Bieber are the devil, where ninjas always beat pirates, where coloring books, crayons, and bubble wrap are adequate ways to pass time, where dinosaur chicken nuggets are the meal of choice, and Harry Potter reigns supreme.
"Today, me and my boyfriend made a pillow fort, bought dinosaur chicken nuggets, and watched Harry Potter. Best. Date. EVER. MLIA
A once-great website about average everyday tasks.
The first few posts were actually average (examples below), but now nothing that anyone ever posts is average. I think people are mistaking the A for awesome.
Every MLIA talks about the following topics:
-Waldo
-Harry Potter
-Twilight
-11:11PM
-People finishing songs that other people are singing
-Chuck Norris
-Reading things with a British accent
-"Funny" directions on packaging
-"Funny" laws
-Pirates vs. Ninjas
-Google vs. Yahoo!
And similarly, every MLIA post ends with one of the following:
-Life. Complete.
-Best. _______. Ever.
-New favorite _______? I think so.
-I regret nothing.
-I'm still confused.
-I still have questions.
-This kid is going places.
-I love ______.
-Touché
Basically, you could write some bullshit story about Harry Potter and slap one of those totally original endings to it, and people will think you're the embodiment of Jesus Christ.
AVERAGE post: Today, I briefly considered getting car insurance, before realizing that I didn't want to deal with it at the moment. Then I had some trail mix. MLIA
RETARDED post: Today, one of my friends told me to go to Google and type in 'finding chuck norris' in the search box and click 'i'm feeling lucky.' When I did, the response was 'Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.' Best thing ever? I think so. MLIA.
Can you pick out the average one? I sure fucking can't!
EXTRA CREDIT: Figure out which one hasn't been done 9000+ times to win a fabulous prize.
A website that used to be funny but lost its creativity and now entirely consists of posts referring to one of the following:
- Ninjas
- Harry Potter
- How bad twilight is
- How bad Miley Cyrus is
- College students being entertained by coloring books and toys
Expect every single post to either end with "I regret nothing", "Best. Friend. Ever.", or "New best friend? I think so."
"What's mlia?"
"A website that used to be funny but isn't anymore."