A fork of Rural Dictionary
What I drank too much of last night...
Fast food for me at lunchtime!
Jeff Hanneman from Slayer's favorite beer.
If you don't like Slayer, burn in hell.
Shitty overrated Dutch beer that is always bitter and skunky, no matter how old it is, much like Stella Artois.
Americans: Unless it's from the UK or Bulgaria, don't drink imported beer.
A dutch beer. Doesn't make you drunk but makes you piss ass hell! Taste like monkeypiss and pepper!
What would you like to have sir? -euh...a Bacardi,..NO wait a Heineken! I still need to drive...
1.) A form of beer (US English) or lager (British) that is brewed in and around Amsterdam, the Netherlands. It is currently the world's most exported beer. The name comes from its inventor, Heineken. 2.) A member of the Heineken family, a very rich family of beer brewers from the Netherlands. Most famous is Freddy Heineken, once chairman of Heineken breweries, who was abducted in the 1980s.
1.) I'll have a Heineken please. 2.) I'll have a Heine. 3.) Heerlijk Helder Heineken (for over four decades the slogan in Dutch Heineken ads; means "Wonderful Bright Heineken" prounounced "hay-r-laick hell-dur hine-e-ken.")
A very tasty beer brewed in Holland. Unfortunately this brand of beer has become the "beer of choice" for douche bags all around the USA. This popularity with the douches tends to discourage some people from enjoying it due to the fear of being labeled as a douche bag. It is grossly unappreciated and has been given a bad name due to DB usage.
John: Hey what's your favorite beer? Alex: Well I think Heineken is a great beer, but i try not to drink it around other people John: Why not? Alex: Because every douche bag in the world drinks like a pussy and they pretend to like it. I don't want to be labeled as a DB so i try not to drink Heineken in public John: Those fucking douche bags ruin everything Alex: I know; i'll have a double Johnnie Walker Black, Neat