Country Dictionary

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Moffat is a town full of inbred chavs who run about wae dragon soop, weed and Bluetooth speakers.

someone who hides prefferably from the law for example a taxman or a police officer in order not to pay his taxes or bills

"moffat the taxmans here" a moffat jumps in a bush

A scottish clan that originated in Dumfriesshire in the late 1100s. First known as 'movats' or 'de Movest' and then became Moffat.

Moffats were also among the first to join William Wallace, and were close allies of Robert the Bruce.

"The Moffats supplied 40 men and 40 horses in the battle of Bannockburn"

"wow!"

A small chinese penguin, that feels attracted to large gorillas. They also never shower in the mornings as a sign for mating

"Ew that small thing over there smells funny" "He must be a Moffat"

A man who looks like a douche but somehow still manages to pick up perfect tens.

Steve is totally a Moffat but damn look at that chick he's with she is a perfect ten

- Foul-smelling, fairy beasht.
- Can obtain legendary status on occasions.

"That dirty Moffat is after oil-checking me with my own finger!! How does he do it??"

one who has become wildly drunk, in a hilarious manner to the rest of the party.

Dude, that guy is straight moffat. He just headbutted a garbage can!